TheFunkyPhantom

# **The Funky Phantom** **Verse 1** There's a whisper in the hallway, Sneakers sliding on the floor. You lock every single window... He's already through the door. Steals your socks, hides your coffee, Moves your keys without a trace. Leaves a smiley on your mirror, With a grin you can't erase. **Pre-Chorus** You can't catch him, You can't fight. He only dances through the night. **Chorus** He's the Funky Phantom, Groovin' through the room. Turning every bad day Into disco boom. He ain't evil, Just a clown. Spins your whole world upside down. The Funky Phantom, Laughing in the dark. Leaving funky little footprints Everywhere he parks. **Verse 2** TV's changing all the channels, Every song becomes a jam. Fridge is full of rubber chickens, Nobody knows where they came from. He'll replace your serious ringtone With a chicken doing funk. Then he'll moonwalk through the ceiling, Leaving glitter in a clump. **Bridge** Boo! Did I scare ya? Nah... Just checking if you still can dance. Hands up! Feet down! Everybody spin around! **Final Chorus** He's the Funky Phantom, King of every prank. Never takes your money, Never robs your bank. He's just here To make you grin. Life's too short— So let him in. The Funky Phantom, Groove until the dawn. When the music finally stops... You'll wish he wasn't gone.