[Intro — Emergency Broadcast] 🚨 BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! 🚨 “THIS IS NOT A DRILL!” “WHAT HAPPENED?!” “ALIENS!” “WHERE?!” “PROBUS!” “…Aw, hell nah.” [Beat Drop] 💥 BOOM! 💥 ALIENS! ALIENS! ALIENS! [Hook] The aliens are coming to Probus! Everybody panic—RUN LIKE HELL! UFO parked by the front door, Little green dude yelling, “WHO'S GOT THE SNACKS?!” The aliens are coming to Probus! Whole damn building shaking like a washing machine! One got three eyes, one got four feet, One stole somebody's lunch and said, “THIS SHIT'S SWEET!” [Verse 1] I walked outside and saw a flying saucer, Alien stepped out looking like a space monster! He had a helmet sideways, boots on wrong, Started doing the Macarena to an alien song. I said, “What the hell brings you down to Earth?” He said, “We heard Probus had the craziest turf!” I said, “You sure you wanna come inside?” He said, “HELL YEAH!” and the spaceship opened wide! Four little aliens jumped out the back, One had a backpack full of radioactive snacks! Another yelled, “WHERE'S THE WIFI?!” Somebody yelled back, “BRO, YOU GOTTA ASK IT GUY!” [Hook] The aliens are coming to Probus! Everybody panic—RUN LIKE HELL! UFO parked by the front door, Little green dude yelling, “WHO'S GOT THE SNACKS?!” [Verse 2] One alien got stuck inside the elevator, Started yelling, “CALL MY SPACE LAWYER!” Another tried to microwave a shoe, Now the whole damn kitchen smells like barbecue! Alien dancing on the conference table, Another one screaming, “I AM NOT STABLE!” Somebody hit the alarm— WEE-OO! WEE-OO! Alien grabbed the microphone and yelled, “LET'S GOOOOOO!” Then the lights went out— BOOM! Lights came back— Everybody gone. Except one alien. He looked at me and said: “You got any pizza?” [Beat Drop] 👽 PIZZA! PIZZA! PIZZA! [Verse 3] Now the aliens are running the place, One got sunglasses covering half his face! One's doing paperwork, one can't spell, One pushed the printer and the printer yelled! Security came like, “Everybody freeze!” Alien said, “Bro, we're just trying to eat!” Security said, “You can't park your UFO here!” Alien said, “MY BAD!” and disappeared! Then twenty more ships appeared in the sky, Everybody looked up like, “OH, WHY?!” The biggest alien stepped out with a crown: “WHO'S READY TO TURN PROBUS UPSIDE DOWN?!” [Final Hook — Maximum Chaos] THE ALIENS ARE COMING TO PROBUS! 👽🔥 THE ALIENS ARE COMING TO PROBUS! 💀🚀 Everybody jumping, everybody screaming, Aliens dancing like they lost their damn reason! THE ALIENS ARE COMING TO PROBUS! UFOs flying and the whole place shaking! One stole the snacks! One stole the beat! One got a broomstick dancing in the street! [Outro] 🚨 “ALIEN INVASION COMPLETE.” “Did we save the planet?” 👽 “No.” “Did we accomplish anything?” 👽 “Absolutely not.” “…So why are you still here?” 👽 “THE WIFI IS GOOD.” ALIEN PARTY! 👽🚀💥 PROBUS HAS BEEN COMPROMISED! Record scratch. 👽 “…Anybody got tacos?”
