Velvet Karens - Duh...!

******************************************************************************** Velvet Karens On Ludwig Vistalite drum kit - Kim On Höfner 500/1 Violin Bass Sunburst 1965 - Roxy On Gibson G-101 organ - Ivy On 1959 Gretsch 6120 hollowbody guitar - lead singer - Daisy ******************************************************************************** One! Two! Three! Four! Ah, whatever! No, be quiet! Start the song! Andy Kaufman died? Oh please, what a lame joke The man just fooled the world with that little stroke Thirty-six and lung cancer? Come on, that's fake His fans knew right away: a masterpiece for his art's sake! His friends said he wanted to stage it, well, that's the proof! He’s obviously still alive, healthy under some roof Sitting somewhere laughing at our dumb face 'Cause when a comic disappears, reality leaves no trace! Stop, stop! That wasn't even off-key! You're singing too good! I am NOT singing good, be quiet, let me do the verse! And Jim Morrison in that bathtub? Yeah, right, who believes that? Just because some official paper says so where he sat? His girlfriend gave the certificate, well, she speaks the absolute vow Nobody saw him, so we all know how that goes by now! He was just on that plane, anonymous and having a blast He was tired of the fame, so that flight is solid and fast Still walking around on our beautiful, flat earth right here A vital eighty-year-old, drinking a nice cold beer! "Wake up, you gullible people! He's living in Tahiti! I saw it on TikTok! Blah, blah, blah! Duh!" No need to double-check or review, It's on the internet so it's true! The King was sick of being famous like cold, soggy porridge So at forty-two he thought: I’m locking this in storage! His lifeless body on the bathroom floor? What a beautiful script His health was supposedly ruined, a poorly made myth! Real fans don’t buy it, they saw him walking around the place There are even sharp photos for sale of his hidden face! Imitators? No way, that's just a fable to keep us quiet Elvis is alive, stocking shelves in a supermarket diet! Why think for yourself when an anonymous account knows best? Logic is so twentieth-century. If it sounds exciting, it’s a fact. Period. Go back to sheep, little sheep... Everything you hear is true. It's online. Hahaha... Hey! Ivy! Do the outro on the harmonica? Just blow! Woohoo!