**Title: Badge of Honor (Scandal Song)** **(Verse 1)** Back in the day, one slip and you're done, Caught with the intern or the bribe in the sun. Papers screamed headlines, the public turned red, Shame hit like a hammer, you packed up and fled. Resign in disgrace, fade into the night, Limelight switched off, no more spotlights. Morals had teeth, the crowd drew the lineβ€” One scandal and poof, your career was swine. **(Chorus)** Now scandals are patches, worn proud on the chest, Tweet your confession and watch 'em obsess. Apologize fake on a late-night stage, Then drop a new book and triple your wage. From the Hill to the Hills, it's all just a game, Catch you red-handed? They cheer your new fame. What once killed a king now just boosts the brandβ€” Badge of honor, baby, raise up your hand! **(Verse 2)** Politicians flip flops, celebrities spin, Video leaks drop but the likes pour right in. "Cancel me harder!" they cry with a grin, Victim card played while the cash rakes in. Old school would hang 'em, new school gives deals, Book tours and Netflix, the grift never heals. Epstein flight logs? Just networking, they sayβ€” Transparency's dead, it's all theater play. **(Chorus)** Now scandals are patches, worn proud on the chest, Tweet your confession and watch 'em obsess. Apologize fake on a late-night stage, Then drop a new book and triple your wage. From the Hill to the Hills, it's all just a game, Catch you red-handed? They cheer your new fame. What once killed a king now just boosts the brandβ€” Badge of honor, baby, raise up your hand! **(Bridge)** Where's the shame gone? Did the mirror crack? Or did we trade honor for clicks and for clout? Tribe over truth, the mob's got your back, As long as you're ours, we'll forgive any act. Sins of the other? Eternal damnation. Your side's little oops? Pure fabrication. **(Verse 3 / Breakdown)** So flash those receipts, let the dirt fly high, Turn every fuck-up to merch in July. The people once roared, now they shrug and reply: "Everyone does itβ€” at least this guy's *my* guy." No more dropping out, no more walking away, Double down harder and lead the parade. **(Outro / Reprise Chorus - slower, then building)** Yeah, scandals are patches... sewn tight on the vest, The higher the body count, the better the press. What a time to be shameless, what a time to confessβ€” Badge of honor forever... God bless.