[Intro] [Verse] I’ve been down for so long Lost with insecurity There must be a new way I can get where I want to be [Verse] My job is good and my friends are great There’s just one thing that's amiss When I look down between my legs I see my little micro-penis [Chorus] Little micro penis, you make me feel so small Every girl that sees you never, calls me back at all I’ve trained in cunnilingus, to offer more than this They let me eat them out all night, then leave without a kiss [Verse] I see your little head poking out while I dry off I've got to keep my pubies shaved so you don’t get lost [Verse] When you get e-reckt it's very hard to tell I jirk you off inside of an oiled up ink pen cap [Chorus] Little micro penis, you make me feel so small Every girl that sees you never, calls me back at all I’ve trained in cunnilingus, to offer more than this They let me eat them out all night, then leave without a kiss [End]