[Verse 1] Didn't know at the time that parents relationship was rocky I beg to go see Digimon movie Parents agree but I don't realize it's for them to spend some time together as well Get to theater and excited about Digimon flick Can even afford popcorn and drinks Parents look happy [Pre-Chorus] Angela Anaconda short comes on Parents also dont speak very good English My lil boy mind can't comprehend all the fuck going on [Chorus] Parents are utterly confused by this Canadian fuck running around in a Digimon suit I start crying and they pull me out of the theater Mom and Dad start blaming each other for going to the wrong film [Verse 2] Dad throws away the popcorn Mom wanted Lots of arguing and I'm still crying Get out to parking lot and drive off in a rush Get into an accident in parking lot Dad moves out a month later [Final Chorus] Fucking bitch of a whore Angela Anaconda ruined my life
