**(Verse 1)** Smart, good looking, and tall Witty, friendly, open to all I work hard, see through the fog Pull myself right out of the bog Just a smile, a laugh, a hand to hold Before the madness starts to unfold **(Chorus)** I hear the chaos call When the irrational starts to sprawl I strike a match where the gas drips near Stoking up the people’s fear I’m a joyous instrument, I wind them up Send them to gather, out of their cup Infecting the rabble with absurd cheers Chaos, my friend, I hold you dear **(Verse 2)** See the ordinary start to disappear Replaced by the vision that we all wanna hear Mass psychosis taking a hold Orgasmic bliss out of the blue and bold The open house burns in a fevered dream Nothing is quite as sane as it seems **(Bridge)** *(Slower tempo, mock-sincere)* Called to the carpet, the bosses glare Asking how I could dare I nod my head, "My mistake, it's true" But I’m lying straight to you **(Outro)** Hold back my grin, apologize low Then I turn to go 'Cause I know deep down in my skin I’d do it all again Yeah, I’d do it all again I'll do it again (Chaos my friend) I'd do it again.
