[Verse 1] Polish the shoes, straighten the tie, Paint on a smile and wink as I pass by. Lights come alive, hear the crowd below, Everybody came to see the show. Cards up my sleeve, tricks in my hand, One little gesture and I command. Laugh if you want, but don’t turn away, I’m always three moves ahead of the play. [Pre-Chorus] Step right up, don’t be shy, Keep your eyes on the gentleman tonight. You might think you know how this will go— But darling, you don’t know Jolly Joebean’s show. [Chorus] I steal the show, With a tip of my hat and away we go. Red shoes shining underneath the glow, One little smile and I steal the show. Round and round, let the good times roll, A little bit of danger with a whole lot of soul. When the curtain falls and the lights burn low, You’ll still remember who stole the show. [Verse 2] Green hair slick and the bow tie clean, Sharpest dressed clown that you’ve ever seen. Never too loud, never losing control, Charm is the weapon and style is the goal. Puzzle me once, I’ll puzzle you twice, Every little gamble has its price. Think you caught me? Better think again, The final act is where the fun begins. [Bridge] Ladies and gentlemen— Watch closely. One step left, One step right, Disappear underneath the spotlight. Turn around— What do you know? I’m standing behind you stealing the show! [Final Chorus] I steal the show, With a tip of my hat and away we go. Red shoes shining underneath the glow, One little smile and I steal the show. Raise the curtain, let the trumpets blow, Everybody loves a little rodeo. In the arena or wherever I go— Jolly Joebean always steals the show! [Outro] Take a bow… Give ’em a smile… And leave them guessing for a little while.
