The Eraser-Bot Blues (Paperwork & Pigtails) (Remix) (ver 2)

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[Verse 1]
She’s running on the ceiling, she’s gravity-defiant
Escaping from a robot who is anything but giant!
It’s got the capture scarf, it’s got the yellow goggles too
It’s a chibi-sized Aizawa coming straight for you!
Magenta’s screaming "Puddin’!" (or she would if she could breathe)
While the Eraser-Bot is laughing with a mechanical seethe!
"I’d rather fight Shigaraki!" she wails into the air
As the tiny metal sensei gives her the unblinking glare!
[Chorus]
Oh! It’s the Jester and the Justice, the Mallet and the Might!
But the homework-waving robot is her biggest fear tonight!
He doesn't sleep, he doesn't blink, he’s got a stack of sheets
Dragging Quinn down from the ceiling to the UA streets!
"I'm turning into Mother!" she faceplants on the wood
While Bakugo is howling like a villain surely should!
[Verse 2]
She’s hiding behind desks, she’s on Kirishima’s back
But the bot is on a mission and it’s staying on the track!
"Nice try, Red Riot, but the Quinn has got to grade!"
It’s the scariest "experiment" that UA’s ever made.
Aizawa’s in the corner just sipping on his brew
Thinking, "Finally a robot who knows exactly what to do."
"I’d rather take on Dabi! I’d rather take on Toga!"
But the robot says, "Sit down, kid, and do your mental yoga!"
[Bridge]
[Music slows down to a creepy circus crawl]
"The horror never ends," says the voice of cold machine
The most intimidating chibi that the world has ever seen.
"Clown logic never sleeps," it whispers in her ear
While the rest of Class 1-A is shaking in their fear!
[music Suddenly speeds back up]
HOMEWORK! HOMEWORK! The class begins to chant
She wants to flee the country but she knows she simply can’t!
[Outro]
She’s face-down on the desk, she’s accepted her fate
The Jester Shock Mallet is gonna have to wait!
Because the only thing stronger than a Smash or a Kick...
Is a pile of assignments that’ll make a Quinn sick!
"GAAAAAAH! SOMEONE CALL MY DAD!"
([deep male voice speaking]: "I AM... staying out of this one!")

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[Verse 1] She’s running on the ceiling, she’s gravity-defiant Escaping from a robot who is anything but giant! It’s got the capture scarf, it’s got the yellow goggles too It’s a chibi-sized Aizawa coming straight for you! Magenta’s screaming "Puddin’!" (or she would if she could breathe) While the Eraser-Bot is laughing with a mechanical seethe! "I’d rather fight Shigaraki!" she wails into the air As the tiny metal sensei gives her the unblinking glare! [Chorus] Oh! It’s the Jester and the Justice, the Mallet and the Might! But the homework-waving robot is her biggest fear tonight! He doesn't sleep, he doesn't blink, he’s got a stack of sheets Dragging Quinn down from the ceiling to the UA streets! "I'm turning into Mother!" she faceplants on the wood While Bakugo is howling like a villain surely should! [Verse 2] She’s hiding behind desks, she’s on Kirishima’s back But the bot is on a mission and it’s staying on the track! "Nice try, Red Riot, but the Quinn has got to grade!" It’s the scariest "experiment" that UA’s ever made. Aizawa’s in the corner just sipping on his brew Thinking, "Finally a robot who knows exactly what to do." "I’d rather take on Dabi! I’d rather take on Toga!" But the robot says, "Sit down, kid, and do your mental yoga!" [Bridge] [Music slows down to a creepy circus crawl] "The horror never ends," says the voice of cold machine The most intimidating chibi that the world has ever seen. "Clown logic never sleeps," it whispers in her ear While the rest of Class 1-A is shaking in their fear! [music Suddenly speeds back up] HOMEWORK! HOMEWORK! The class begins to chant She wants to flee the country but she knows she simply can’t! [Outro] She’s face-down on the desk, she’s accepted her fate The Jester Shock Mallet is gonna have to wait! Because the only thing stronger than a Smash or a Kick... Is a pile of assignments that’ll make a Quinn sick! "GAAAAAAH! SOMEONE CALL MY DAD!" ([deep male voice speaking]: "I AM... staying out of this one!")

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