Vampire? No, Mosquito!

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 🧚 *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ © 2026 Changeling Lyrics: Written by Changeling. Music & Vocals: AI-generated with Suno AI using original creative direction, musical concepts, and prompts by Changeling. Cover Artwork: AI-generated from an original concept by Changeling. May your path always find another story. ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 🧚 *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ They warned me of vampires... Creatures of the night, cursed and pale... Immortal... tragic... mysterious. But no one warned me of... HIM. He waits... He drinks... He ITCHES... Lord, have mercy... Folks say “Fear the vampire!” with his velvet cloak and fangs, A smooth-talkin' heartbreaker with a wicked plan. He sleeps in a coffin, avoids the day, But guess who's bitin' me by the light of midday? No dramatic entrance, no bat in the mist, Just a bloodsucker with wings and a hypodermic kiss. He drinks me dry, he hums me to sleep, Then leaves his little love notes. That damn little creep! He watched me sleep... from 'cross the bed. His wings played love songs by my head. He buzzed in my ear like a lovesick ghoul... Whisperin' sweet nothings like a swamp-born fool. I slapped him once, he dodged, the freak! I swore revenge for the bite on my cheek. He ain't no cursed immortal stalkin' the night, Just a buzzin' little bastard cravin' a bite! Vampire? (No, MOSQUITO!) He waits for that heat and comes buzzin’ every night! You hear that faint buzzin’? Better brace for a fight! You smack one, think you got him just right... Then his cousins come buzzin’, lookin’ for a bite! Vampire? (No, MOSQUITO!) Ain’t no gothic seduction, no creature of night, Just a tiny-winged evil that ruins your life! I fear no garlic… no cross… no sssun… Ssscitronella? Heh… sssmells like fun. Sssskin so warm… Sssskin divine… I’ll sssip real slow like expensive wine… I’M MOSssQUITO… And darlin’… I’m here to... DINE! Then came a cold front, rollin’ in overnight, Froze them little bloodsuckers clean outta the sky. The swamp fell quiet, not a single wing left in sight, Not a damn freaking buzz all night. I sat on the porch in sweet relief, No itchin’, no swattin’, just quiet peace. But summer always comes back around... And so do those little bastards when the sun beats down. They always come back. Lord... Have mercy. LET THEM DIE! Vampire? (No, MOSQUITO!) He waits for that heat and invades every night! You hear that buzzin’? Better brace for a fight! The sun is out, and your shorts are on, Say goodbye to peace, your ankles are gone! Vampire? (No, MOSQUITO!) The only stake you need’s fer BBQ, You tried to pray... hahaha I bit the preacher too! Ssshhh... y’all hear that? bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... Too late. bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... Arghhhhhh! ✧✦═══⊰ - ⊱═══ ✦✧✦ ✦✧✦ ═══⊰ - ⊱═══✦✧✦ ✦✧✦ ═══⊰ - ⊱═══✦✧ 🎶 Wir haben eine Deutsche Community für Suno Artisten aufgebaut. 🎶 Wir sind die StorytellerZ und Du findest uns im Discord unter: 👉 https://discord.gg/pXKrJtmAe7 ✧✦═══⊰ - ⊱═══ ✦✧✦ ✦✧✦ ═══⊰ - ⊱═══✦✧✦ ✦✧✦ ═══⊰ - ⊱═══✦✧