HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS

Happy birthday Jesus! Looky over here I made a diarrhea poo! YAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS WE MADE POO FOR YOU! I farted in a shiht Then I stuck my dihk in it Well I pulled out my cawk Then smashed it with a rock Now my wiener don’t wanna work But ya know I still gotta jerk! Now I’m flopping my busted wiener Crankin a load before I eat my dinner Well I made a big ol giant come Then I force fed Nami some! Well she got mad and started bitchin So I flipped her over for some good dicken Yeah my dihk might be broken But now I gotta break Nami’s throat in Yeah I make a big ol kummy I stuffed it in that bitch Nami Well well happy birthday Jesus I made come come this Christmas! Now you better scream and shout Cause FuckFuck done waddled out His fat ass belly started gurgling With his asshole simultaneously curdling Everybody better run for your lives FuckFuck is going shit gear five! Oh no he sprayed brown on me! Yay! Yay yay yay! Yay we got browned on by FuckFuck This gotta mean we got good luck And by luck I mean tone Just hear ol Jimi moan! No no Jimmy Page not you! No more playing in A Miner! Well shit I made a come and poop Yeah I made a big poo splooge Then FuckFuck made it and Nami ate it And we all started poop splooging shit Happy birthday Jesus! Is this why you died on the cross for us? Nah, it had to be for tone. We’re going to hell for this one! Oh wait… We can’t go to hell… FUCKFUCK IS IN HELL AND HE IS TOO FREAKING FAAAAAT! YAAAAAAAAAYYYY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY JJ EXTRA CHROMOSOME FOR CHRISTMAS YAY YAY (Fart sound)