Verse 1 She said “Je suis chaud” with a little smile The AI translated: “I am a warm file” He answered “Cool, I’ll open you later” She looked confused… then slightly greater She whispered “Embrasse-moi” soft and slow The app replied: “Please hug my potato” He grabbed a spud from the kitchen shelf She just stared… and questioned herself Chorus We’re lost in translation (lost in translation) Thanks to this stupid application Every word comes out wrong Like a very bad song Lost in translation (lost in translation) Between French and English frustration The AI keeps failing While we’re both just flailing Verse 2 He said “I’m stuffed” after dinner that night She heard “Je suis enceinte” and went pure white “You’re pregnant?!” she screamed in pure panic He choked on his wine… it got dramatic She tried “Tu me plais” looking into his eyes The translator wrote: “You please my fries” He answered “Extra ketchup, coming right up” She face-palmed so hard she almost threw up Chorus We’re lost in translation (lost in translation) Thanks to this stupid application Every word comes out wrong Like a very bad song Lost in translation (lost in translation) Between French and English frustration The AI keeps failing While we’re both just flailing Bridge She said “Je veux te baiser” with passion AI calmly answered: “I want to kiss the action” He nodded politely and started to clap She walked out the door… and never came back Final Chorus We’re lost in translation (lost in translation) This AI deserves cancellation Next time we’ll just point And hope for the best joint Lost in translation (lost in translation) But at least we got a good story to mention The romance is dead But the laughs instead… remain.
