🎵 DO YOU WANT TO BUY A DUCK? Verse 1 I went down to the market, had a duck for sale, A funny little fellow with a curly tail. I saw a deaf man walking, thought I’d try my luck, So I stepped right up beside him with my finest-looking duck! Pre-Chorus I waved my arms, I stamped my feet, I tried to get his attention on the street. Then I had an idea, I knew just what to do, I took a great big breath and shouted through and through! Chorus DO YOU WANT TO BUY A DUCK?! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A DUCK?! I’m shouting like a maniac, He’s turning round and looking back! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A DUCK?! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A DUCK?! I’ve lost my voice, I’m out of luck… But I still haven’t sold my duck! Verse 2 He looked at me with eyebrows raised, Like I’d gone completely mad. I shouted even louder, It was the loudest voice I had! And the duck began to quack along, All the people stopped to stare. A policeman came and asked me Why I was shouting everywhere! Chorus DO YOU WANT TO BUY A DUCK?! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A DUCK?! I’m shouting like a maniac, The duck’s about to have a heart attack! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A DUCK?! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A DUCK?! I’ve lost my voice, I’m out of luck… BUT I STILL HAVEN’T SOLD MY DUCK! Bridge So someone said, “Mate, here’s a tip, You’re never gonna make the sale. So why don’t you write it on a sign Instead of shouting till you fail?” I grabbed a pen, I wrote it down, And held it up for him to see. He read the sign, he smiled at me… He said, “I CAN’T BUY YOUR DUCK, MATE… I HAVE ALLERGIES !” Final Chorus OH ... DO YOU WANT TO BUY A DUCK?! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A DUCK?! The duck went left, the duck went right, He pooped on my shoes and took to flight! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A DUCK?! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A DUCK?! I’ve lost my duck, I’ve lost my pride… AND I’M NEVER SELLING DUCKS AGAIN! 🦆
