
The Mindless Journey Of Mortimer Rutherford
✧✦═══⊰ - ⊱═══ ✦✧✦ ✦✧✦ ═══⊰ - ⊱═══✦✧✦ ✦✧✦ ═══⊰ - ⊱═══✦✧ 🎶 Wir haben eine Deutsche Community für Suno Artisten aufgebaut. 🎶 Wir sind die StorytellerZ und Du findest uns im Discord unter: 👉 https://discord.gg/pXKrJtmAe7 ✧✦═══⊰ - ⊱═══ ✦✧✦ ✦✧✦ ═══⊰ - ⊱═══✦✧✦ ✦✧✦ ═══⊰ - ⊱═══✦✧ ************************************************************************** ************************Lyrics by @smokey_the_cat*********************** ************************************************************************** Mortimer Rutherford Was a man of polished punctuation People called him 'Sir' and were astutely aware Of his zero tolerance for after-hours irritation That morning, in the hallway Nineteen minutes of delay Trying to remember that he needed his pork pie hat So he left it behind and lost his mind Along with his sense of fashion, one of a kind A bald head, now unconfined He lost his mind It still sends postcards from time to time He didn't miss it for a while Because it never really fit his style Mortimer Rutherford Took a day or two of vast vacation People nodded in respect, and never left themselves unchecked Though he asked his suitcase for detailed travel information That weekend, down in Dover Seven hours of thinking over Trying to remember where he left his comfy chair So he let it slide and lost his mind Along with his sense of interior design His body, now unconfined He lost his mind It gives him a call at Christmastime He didn't miss it for a while Because it never really helped him smile Mortimer Rutherford Spent a week debating world domination People raised a brow in question, never daring a suggestion During his discussions with domestic vegetation That summer, in the garden Days and weeks of begging pardon Interrogating tulips on ways to full dominion So he was occupied, he'd lost his mind Along with his sense of understated pride A passionate heart, now unconfined He lost his mind It applauds him for finding the light He didn't miss it all the while Because it never let him truly aspire Mortimer Rutherford Now resides inside the east equation People haven't seen him, they never got the meaning When he spoke the truth and shared his realization Currently, he stays at home Living in a honeycomb Organizing trainee bees to send them overseas So he is qualified, although he lost his mind Along with his urge to use insecticide A working man, the driven type He lost his mind Not required any longer, so it resigned He didn't miss it much It was only a crutch Mortimer Rutherford and his plants and bees are doing just fine

