[Spoken Intro: Conversational deadpan over a muted kick drum] Two-forty-five in the morning. I went to bed at ten. Then an eight-second clip informed me that my tap water, my mattress, and my frying pan Are flooding my bloodstream with microplastics and cortisol. ...Now I’m standing in the pantry. [Verse 1: Fast Math-Rap, Snappy 16th-Note Flow] Thumb friction on the glass, blue diode bleed Swipe past a video on seed oils and speed Tellin' me canola rusts the valves inside the heart And non-stick Teflon is tearin' me apart (Hold up!) Microplastics in the water, fluoride in the paste Throw the plastic bottles in the council waste Medical strapping tape plastered cross the lips Nose-breathin' only just to calibrate the hips Fermented mushroom mud in an amber mason jar A thirty-day parasite cleanse takes you real far Dropped eighty-five dollars on a resin from Nepal Flushin' heavy metals while I'm pacing in the hall! [Pre-Chorus: Triplet Acceleration, Snare Build] Why would a twenty-something in a rented gym lie? Look at the bookmark numbers climbin' to the sky! Fifty-thousand saves on a five-slide deck Provin' that the endocrine system is a wreck! [Chorus: Explosive Melodic Post-Punk Drop, High-Energy Hook] GIMME THAT VERTICAL FEED! (Watch it reload!) SELF-DIAGNOSIN' EVERY SYMPTOM IN THE CODE! (Break down the mode!) Twenty-four hours in a buy-swap loop Drinkin' cold-pressed panic in a hyper-active soup! Blue light bleach on a sweat-soaked brow— I was breathin' so clean till the reel told me how! (SWIPE UP!) Chuck the cookware in the dirt! (SWIPE DOWN!) If it’s high-priced detox, it's bound to work! [Verse 2: Glitch Stutter Cadence, Kendrick-Style Pocket Shifts] Swipe. New pathology unlocked. Thirty-second reel: "Why your partner should be blocked." (You believe that?) Ten minutes with no text? Avoidant and cold! A trauma bond expert said the story has been told! Cut my oldest mate off on an un-evolved whim Low-vibration energy was leakin' through the rim Yellow-tinted amber glahsses in the dark at three Reset the vagus nerve and set the trauma free Wi-Fi radiation leakin' through the drywall frame Smart-meter frequencies are totally to blame! Don't ahsk for a trial! Don't ahsk for a grant! If the caption's in bold, then it’s som-thin' that you cahnt Question, contest, or ad-dress with clahss— Just ground your bare feet on the un-sprayed grahss! [Bridge: Half-time Drop, Spoken Paranoia over Melodic Bassline] Swipe up: "Ten signs your kettle's leakin' heavy metals in the tea." Swipe down: "Black mould in the shower causes zero dopamine." (Did I breathe in the mould? Is my dopamine gone?!) Six parcels comin' from a warehouse in Geelong. Mouth taped shut. Nose strips on. I haven't had an un-optimised thought all week... BUT MY INFLAMMATION MARKERS ARE FINALLY DOWN! [Guitar Solo: Melodic Post-Punk Lead Riff] [Chorus: Maximum Energy, Driving Beat, Shouted Harmonies] GIMME THAT VERTICAL FEED! (Watch it reload!) SELF-DIAGNOSIN' EVERY SYMPTOM IN THE CODE! (Break down the mode!) Twenty-four hours in a buy-swap loop Drinkin' cold-pressed panic in a hyper-active soup! Blue light bleach on a sweat-soaked brow— I was breathin' so clean till the reel told me how! (SWIPE UP!) Chuck the cookware in the dirt! (SWIPE DOWN!) If it’s high-priced detox, it's bound to work! [Outro: Beats cut out abruptly, heavy nose-breathing through tape, quiet screen taps] [Muffled, whispered through mouth-tape] Wait... "Ten signs your ceiling fan is disrupting your cellular vibration." ...Let me grab the ladder. [Sudden Stop] [End]
