[Intro] (Spoken, robotic voice) Why think hard... when you can hardly think? [Drum Fill] [Verse 1] My brain is wired for speed, I need that efficiency It’s not that I’m dumb, it’s just cognitive insufficiency I rely on shortcuts, keep it fast and frugal If I need a fact, I just ask a stranger or a Poodle (Wait, Google) Confirmation bias is my favorite kind of friend I only read the news that says I’m right in the end [Chorus] We are the Underthinkers, living in the bliss Ignoring every warning, sealing it with a kiss It’s not a bug, it’s a feature, a necessary betrayal Welcome to the party, hope you like the portrayal! (Yeah, yeah, don't think too hard!) [Verse 2] I’m climbing up a mountain, they call it Mount Stupid I’ve got confidence in spades, shot by Dunning-Kruger’s Cupid I don’t know what I don’t know, and I don't care to see I’m smarter than the experts, or at least I claim to be Intellectual laziness? No, I call it a choice I’m drowning out the data with the volume of my voice! [Bridge] (Half-time tempo, dreamy) Take a little Soma, make the bad thoughts go away Big Brother is watching, but he’s got nothing to say We burned all the books just to keep the parlor bright Avoiding the "Examined Life" to sleep better at night [Guitar Solo] (Bright, energetic, chaotic) [Chorus] We are the Underthinkers, living in the bliss Ignoring every warning, sealing it with a kiss Groupthink is the pilot, and we’re flying strictly blind Leaving all that heavy critical thinking behind! [Outro] Trust me... or don't. Just don't verify. (Fade out with laughter) [End]
