[Verse 1] Well I was cruisin’ down the boulevard on Disclosure Day When the sky turned green and my radio played A weird little signal goin’ “beep-beep-boop” Then a flying saucer parked beside my coupe Little green fella with a silver pompadour Said, “Buddy, hop aboard, we’ve done this before!” I said, “Hold on, man, I just got fries!” He said, “Relax, kid, it’s scientifically advised!” [Chorus] Oooh-wah-oooh, they probed me tonight Underneath the pale moonlight Oooh-wah-oooh, what a cosmic scene They even wiped my memory clean! Disclosure Day… Everybody’s gettin’ beamed away! [Verse 2] They strapped me down with a lava lamp glow Played surf guitar on the UFO One alien danced while another took notes One wore sandals and a trench coat They asked me questions like, “What is love?” “What’s the deal with pigeons?” and “Who invented gloves?” Then they held up a ray gun the size of a flute And scanned my butt in a silver jumpsuit [Chorus] Oooh-wah-oooh, they probed me alright Now my belly button glows at night Oooh-wah-oooh, what a crazy ride I think they cloned me twice inside! Disclosure Day… The president said, “We knew since May!” [Bridge] Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba Zap-zap-zap-zap-zap-zap Dad said, “Son, you’re makin’ this up” Then Mom got abducted in her pickup truck! [Verse 3] Now everybody’s wearin’ tinfoil hats The aliens opened a chain of laundromats There’s saucers parked at the Taco Bell And Bigfoot’s doin’ real well I tried to warn all my friends in school But they were busy tryin’ to look cool Now every Friday at quarter to three The mothership swings by specifically for me [Final Chorus] Oooh-wah-oooh, they probed me again Now I can speak to dolphins and men Oooh-wah-oooh, hear the surfers say “Take me to your leader, okay!” Disclosure Day… Surf’s up in the Milky Way!
