What's that behind my shoulder? Is that someone in the distance? They're after me, they're after me but I'm not doing anything different they must be monitoring my thoughts they must be monitoring my thoughts the conspiracies are real they're real they're real the conspiracies are real they're real they're real this fear it grips me creeps inside me i wear this hat to hide me tinfoil stops them from reading my brain waves tinfoil stops them from reading my brain waves the lunar landing was faked the earth is flat the government is hiding secrets that I know, if only i could somehow prove it i could show-- the world-- the conspiracies are real they're real they're real the conspiracies are real they're real they're real they say i'm crazy but i'm just pragmatic sensible and calculated reading the situation perfectly I understand all this better than you let me show it to you i'll soon have the evidence it's just hard to find when they're watching me the conspiracies are real they're real they're real the conspiracies are real they're real they're real
