Verse 1] In a castle made of cheddar, strong and bold, With rivers flowing cream, both rich and cold, Reigns our Dairy Princess, adorned in cheese lace, Her realm secured within her creamy base. But panic strikes when the heir is found, Lactose intolerant, and bound underground. [Chorus] Dairy Princess, with her butter crown, In a kingdom of cream, where cheese abounds. But deep in the dungeons, a secret brews, As the heir plots escape with the soy they use. [Verse 2] The Cheese Pope chuckles in his holy Swiss attire, “Let’s pray for our cheese to never expire!” The Dairy Inquisition, with their curdled creed, Hunt for heretics who from dairy deeds recede. Yet in the shadows, the heir finds a way, Soy milk as acid, on dairy it preys. [Bridge] Through walls of brie, they carve their path, Leaving milky fortresses to face their wrath. The guards slip on butter, too slick to stand, As the heir escapes the cheese-strung land. [Verse 3] Meanwhile, our Princess sips on milk so faint, Lactose-free, but it’s a deceptive paint. She clutches her stomach, falls into sleep deep, A dairy-free slumber, silent and steep. [Chorus] Dairy Princess, in a sleep so profound, In a castle of cheese, where dreams are bound. But with the heir gone, with soy in their grasp, The kingdom's foundations begin to unclasp. [Verse 4] Now tales are told of the walls that wept cream, Of the princess asleep in her lactose dream. The kingdom watches, as change unfurls, From dairy strongholds to a new world’s swirls. [Outro] In the end, the Dairy Princess wakes to see, A realm transformed, in dairy decree. For soy and almond now line the streets, In a kingdom where once only cheese did meet. With a laugh, the Cheese Pope must confess, "In the world of milk, it's anyone’s guess!" [Chorus] Dairy Princess, in a sleep so profound, In a castle of cheese, where dreams are bound. But with the heir gone, with soy in their grasp, The kingdom's foundations begin to unclasp.
