Safari (The Dark Side of the Web)

Stil: Didgeridoo Tema: Safari [Verse 1] I’m surfing through the night, incognito mode, Apple’s sweet child, but I’ve got a dark code. Cookies? I’ll take ‘em— but not the sweet kind, Tracking your data, just messin’ with your mind. [Pre-Chorus] Faster than Chrome? Well… maybe not quite, But when I crash, oh, it’s *such* a sight. "Reload the page," whispers Satan’s Wi-Fi, Welcome to Safari—n ow kiss your tabs goodbye! [Chorus] **Ohhh, Safari, dark and sly,** **Tabs left open, but they’re gonna die.** **Spinning wheel of doom, loading slow,** **Are those ads… or demons below?** [didgeridoo riff] [Verse 2] Private browsing? Ha, nice little lie, The FBI knows where you *really* surf by. Extensions? Too few, and they’re all lame, But hey, at least I’ve got *Reader Mode*— *(whispers)* *for stealing your soul…* [Bridge – Dramatic Key Change!] *One update more… and my icons change,* *Dark Mode’s on—now the web looks strange.* *Tim Cook smiles, but deep in my core…* *I’m just IE in a shiny store.* [Chorus – Evil Laugh Included] **Ohhh, Safari, sleek and cold,** **Your RAM’s a joke, and your fonts look bold.** **iCloud’s watching—you’ll never be free,** **Now hand me your cookies… *muahahaha!!!*** [Outro – Fading into Glitches] *Safari… can’t quit you… (but Edge is worse…)* *(404 errors… curse youuuu…)* [Verse 3] I’m surfing through the night, incognito mode, Apple’s sweet child, but I’ve got a dark code. Cookies? I’ll take ‘em— but not the sweet kind, Tracking your data, just messin’ with your mind [Chorus x2 – Evil Laugh Included] **Ohhh, Safari, sleek and cold,** **Your RAM’s a joke, and your fonts look bold.** **iCloud’s watching—you’ll never be free,** **Now hand me your cookies… *muahahaha!*** [didgeridoo riff] [End]