(Intro – voice comms chaos) “Don’t pass me, malaka—don't pass me!” “Who the fuck pounded them???” “…guys???” (Chorus) I’m looking for a fight in Dragonwake Full wipe, no clue, big mistake No guard, no heals, double take— Who pulled that?? For Sigmar’s sake I’m looking for a fight in Dragonwake Half the warband alt-tabbed, fuck-sake Lag is spiking, frames just break— Still we push it, for the take (Verse 1) “Stay with me”—we instantly split Half go left like “oh shit” Tank’s in Narnia, healer’s in spawn DPS went solo… now he’s gone “Don’t pass me, malaka!”—brodda screams While three guys chase their solo dreams “Stick together!”—too late now We wiped again, don’t ask me how (Pre-Chorus) Who needs tactics? Who needs plan? Just press buttons, hope we can (Chorus) I’m looking for a fight in Dragonwake Full wipe, no clue, big mistake No guard, no heals, double take— Who pulled that?? For Sigmar’s sake I’m looking for a fight in Dragonwake Half the warband alt-tabbed, fuck-sake Lag is spiking, frames just break— Still we push it, for the take (Verse 2) “Morale on three!”—we go on five Somehow still a few alive Healer lagged, tank got punted Channeler's say “I got interrupted” “Who the fuck pounded them??” No one knows, but now we’re done Backline screaming, frontline gone— Respawn timer: 21 (Break / Voice chaos) “Regroup! Regroup!” …no one regroups “Fall back!” …one guy runs forward “DON’T PASS ME, MALAKA!” …entire warband passes (Chant) Where's my guard?! Where's my guard?! That’s it—I kick him, it’s not that hard! Heals?? HEALS?? WHERE ARE MY HEALS?? I’m at one HP, this isn’t real! “WHO THE FUCK POUNDED THEM?!” “…bro, you know who...” (Final Chorus) I’m looking for a fight in Dragonwake We wipe again but still we take Zero plan but high heart rate— Go again, it’s getting late I’m looking for a fight in Dragonwake Same mistakes we always make But win or lose, for meme’s sake— Best damn wipes we ever make (Outro) “Push, push, push now!” “…wait... we wipe?” “…respawn.”
