[Verse] Old Bob's sittin' on the porch again Sixty years of mistakes He takes on the chin Shirt half buttoned Coffee in his palm Goatee a-twitchin’ But he’s always calm [Verse] Dropped the hammer on his boot - a rusty scene Tried to fix that tractor Broke the gasoline Neighbors laughing They’d seen it before Bob’s got a knack for trouble And they’re keeping score [Chorus] Oh Bob You’re a walking storm Messin' up things since the day you were born But there’s love in your chaos A charm in the wrong You're the folly of life Where you belong [Verse] Took the dog for a walk Ended up in the creek Lost his boots and the leash Stumbled barefoot and weak He’ll tell the fellas later “I had it all planned ” But they know Bob well Won’t lend him a hand [Bridge] And when the sun dips low Paints the sky in red Bob’s still laughing at the life he’s led A trail of mishaps is his claim to fame A goatee’d troubadour With no sense of shame [Chorus] Oh Bob You’re a walking storm Messin' up things since the day you were born But there’s love in your chaos A charm in the wrong You're the folly of life Where you belong
