"Okay, let's fuckin' get back to Dookie's shit." [Intro] "There's a place beyond the apocalypse..." "Where the planet burns but Wild Turkey will always drip..." "He walks in torn denim with laughter... on bony toes chipped..." [Verse 1] He's got no fuckin' hair on his bald fuckin' skull, Ribs like steel and fuckin' brave as a bull, Accur-sed claymore on his back in a sling— Forged from a thousand souls, and they sing. He don't walk right, he don't wear shoes, He don't kiss soft, he don't ever lose! [Chorus] Welcome to the Bone Punk World! Where the rot is gone and the requiem's hurled... Welcome to the Bone Punk World! Where the freaks still dance but the banner's torn... Welcome to the Bone Punk World! Where the metal rusts and the ground's infertile... Toby! (Toby!) Tobyyyyyyyyy!! He ain't surly, but he ain't no pearl... [Verse 2] Got a spoon with a hex of green, You gripped it once, now the End you've seen. The old crew's gone—but the joy holds tight— You laugh like thunder with some gallows' spite. Bug eyed bastard, with your bony bud, Play in the wastes before the final flood. No more lepers, no more Lich, Soulless robots who serve the rich. Dust feathered bird and a skeleton kid, You don't flinch from the sky-dwelling pigs! [Chorus] Welcome to the Bone Punk World! Where the stars dry up and the tides can't turn... Welcome to the Bone Punk World! Where the buzzards starve and the asphalt burns... Welcome to the Bone Punk World! Where the ribs outlast and the flesh is spurned... Toby! (Toby!) Tobyyyyyyyyy!! The bone-crunchin' soul behind that sterrrrrrrrn...um [Bridge] Patch on his eye, ash in his teeth... Born in a graveyard, raised in abbey... If you see him grin, Don't you try to run— He’ll rattle your bones, Until the night is done... [Final Chorus] Welcome to the Bone Punk World! Where the femur's thick and the coccyx hyped...! Welcome to the Bone Punk World! Where the wind howls wrong, but the jaws moan right...! Welcome to the Bone Punk World! With every denim rip and socket eye...! Toby! (Toby!) Tobyyyyyyyy!! Your new Adonis for the niiiiiiii-ight...! "Fuckin' Ay!" "It's like a fuckin' spaghetti western... wish I coulda been there with ya!"
