You know when, Your a cat owner, Because your stuff, on the table Gets knocked over You look to see which one did it, But not a one will Admit it Ripping around like their tails on fire, Staring like a demon At that mouse on a wire We keep our cats indoors, Kitties think we are a pain, But it keeps the Vet bills down, Tell me that's not insane We spent tons of money On toys they play with, Only, for a day or 2, Then we see them, in a bag Playing peek a boo Getting the Zoomies Tearing up the floor, Waking us up, Around three or four, Then yowling at something We just cant see All That damn noise, Now I gotta get up to pee We keep our cats indoors, Kitties think we are a pain, But it keeps the Vet bills down, Tell me that's not insane They sleep more than us During the day, Mostly at night, Is When they wanna play But we love our cats No matter how much sleep lost, You love your cats It comes at a cost Changing the litter Damn, they can stink, Must have ate something bitter Those little finks Staring at us, Cleaning their box, Nods at me Then turns and walks We keep our cats indoors, Kitties think we are a pain, But it keeps the Vet bills down, Tell me that's not insane making biscuits, On our laps Please dont launch another attack, You know they love you Right on back When They purr, to say Thanks Purr Purr Purr Purr Purr Purr There's Nothing better than that We keep our cats indoors, Kitties think we are a pain, But it keeps the Vet bills down, Tell me that's not insane We keep our cats indoors, Kitties think we are a pain, But it keeps the Vet bills down, Tell me that's, not, insane.
