Brother Gregory's List Of Shame

[Spoken Word] Attention all adepts This is brother Gregory I know you are new But that is not an excuse to misbehave in God's monastery As per monastery rules Your sins will be listed off for all to hear Brother Jonathan please stop sneaking into the sisters' dorms at 2 a.m. and yelling Panty raid! Then running away giggling Brother Ezekiel Please stop taking advantage of the chaos caused by Brother Jonathan To steal the sisters' panties Brother Emmanuel Please do aim better When using the monastery brotherhood bathrooms We all have to use those too Brother Daniel Please stop drinking the holy water It will not give you superpowers from God Brother Timothy Please stop peeing in the holy water Brother Reginald Please stop stealing the sisters' habits to dress up your body pillows Brother Reginald I've thrown so many of those off the mountain I've lost count And have long since given up hope at hindering your sinfulness But please refrain from taking them to the dining hall For as you call it "Trash Waifu Date Night" Brother Grimory Please stop flicking peas at me at the dining hall with your spoon I will be telling Sister Mary And you will be getting a hiding from her yardstick Brother Marcus Please stop flicking peas at Sister Mary With intent to bait her into giving you a hiding with her yardstick You are not being very subtle And the brotherhood is concerned She may find out We secretly enjoy it Whoever stole my copy of Spring Break XXX: Nuns Buns in the Sun Is getting excommunicated If I find out who you are May God have mercy on your soul Amen.