
Artie Chokes
count it off Leo ah 1 ah 2 ah 3 uhhhh… 5 GO hey man you’re supposed to go on 3 Just GO ALREADY Yabba dabbo doo and scooby doo too Pardon me Mr math what you have is the grooviest thing you see pi in the skies alive WITH numbery things You got moon rockets and hot pockets fillin’ your day (AHH TOO HOT) calc yoo late in and stay tin theories AND all your prizes on display ( pretty prizes) hey man what’s math a mat tikki? But I met a artist who tried it your way disarray in the middle just made a riddle WHAT? (uhg) Liber Abachi has the facts man but Artie chokes on ‘em 1 and 1 and 2 and 3 just don’t do it for me all I see is a big MESS YES so a man walks into a bar with a pine cone hey bro we’re making a song here choked Artie is on the menu if you don’t like what he’s cookin’ get out of the kitchen So Artie decides one day to make a compromise with fries on the side served up 13 golden muffins with no stuffin’ to divide to Artie’s surprise wonder filled his eyes the taste was sweet for all to eat in Artie’s heart the choke was gone 13 divided by fī gave him a twinkle in his eye Artie is a artist who choke on it your way disarray in the middle just made a riddle NEVER MIND THAT Liber Abachi has a few good men but Artie showed them some style 1 and 1 and 2 and 3 just don’t do it for me but an infinitely divisible middle does OH YES MEN! sorry folks choked Artie is no longer on the menu if you don’t like what he’s cookin’ get out of the kitchen

