Heartbreak Speedrun

You kicked my door in at 2 A.M., Said, “Baby, I’m bored, let’s fight again.” You stole my jacket, my last clean shirt, Then told your friends I’m “emotionally inert.” You crash my bike, you drink my beer, You say “I love you” once a year. But when you smile like you’re gonna sin, Yeah, that’s when the stupid starts kickin’ in. I know you’re toxic, I know you’re trouble, But my IQ drops Every time you cuddle. It’s a heartbreak speedrun, babe, You set the record every day. You break me down, I build you up, Then you ghost me for a Stanley Cup. Yeah, a heartbreak speedrun, babe You’re chaos wrapped in lingerie. But I keep hittin’ Start like a total chump, ’Cause loving you is my personal dump. You stole my credits, my car, my pride, Then blamed it all on your wild side. You said you’d change, you swore you’d try Then kissed some dude named “Guy” goodbye. Your mom hates me, your friends all stare, Your dog bit me but I didn’t care. ’Cause every time you say “We’re through,” I fall in love with the mess of you. I know you’re reckless, I know you’re mean, But you look too good When you cause a scene. It’s a heartbreak speedrun, babe, You set the record every day. You break me down, I build you up, Then you ghost me for a Stanley Cup. Yeah, a heartbreak speedrun, babe You’re chaos wrapped in lingerie. But I keep hittin’ Start like a total chump, ’Cause loving you is my personal dump. I need therapy, You need bail But somehow we Still never fail. We crash and burn, We scream and fight Then make out in the fridge light. Heartbreak speedrun, babe, You’re glitching out my DNA. You ruin me, I cheer you on, Like a fanboy with no backbone. Yeah, a heartbreak speedrun, babe Reset button’s worn away. But I’ll keep dying in your stupid game, ’Cause losing you would feel too tame.