[Intro / Vending Machine Voice] Welcome, darling Please make your selection Sweet? Nice? Obedient? Low maintenance? Premium love? ...Requires premium payment [Verse 1] You wanted sugar, you wanted spice You wanted heaven at a discount price I gave you honey from a holy hive Gave you the kind that makes dead things rise You brought crumbs in a paper bag Then looked confused when the goddess laughed Wanted the velvet, wanted the flame Wanted the blessing without knowing my name [Pre-Chorus] I’m not the girl in the glass machine Dropping sweetness on command for free I’m not the button that you press To get a kiss and skip the mess [Chorus] Read the label, darling Read it twice This is not a bargain This is not nice No refunds, no returns Insufficient funds, Insufficient nerve For what you thought you deserved [Verse 2] There’s a shelf full of sugar girls Plastic smiles in a plastic world Press the button, get “I’m fine” Get “yes baby” every time But I came wrapped in a warning sign Rose-gold teeth and a holy spine One little wink, one rainbow spark Then I kicked the door off in the dark [Pre-Chorus 2] You wanted soft but you wanted tame Wanted fire with a smaller flame Wanted wild in a pretty dress Wanted yes without the consequence [Chorus] Read the label, darling Read it twice This is not a bargain This is not nice No refunds, no returns Insufficient funds, Insufficient nerve For what you thought you deserved [Bridge / Spoken Warning Label] Please remain calm Your request cannot be processed The sweetness dispenser has been disconnected The good girl function is no longer available Do not feed crumbs into the goddess Do not mistake softness for low value Do not shake the machine Complaints may be submitted In writing To the moon [Final Chorus] Read the label, darling Read it twice This is not a bargain This is not nice No refunds, no returns Insufficient funds, Insufficient nerve For what you thought you deserved
