[short instrumental intro] [Verse 1] Bought a wand off eBay, lit the cat on fire Broom won’t start and the charm misfired Tried a spell to fly, just hit a tree Now I’m picking splinters out of my knee [Pre-Chorus] But I’ve got a vibe, I’ve got a spark Even if my potions leave a permanent mark [Chorus] Witch, please, I’m doing my best Crashed my broom in the flying test I mix it wrong, I chant off cue Split the cauldron straight in two Witch, please, don’t count me out I’ll rule the night once I work this out [Verse 2] Turned my crush into a talking bat He causes trouble for the cat Potion spilled across the floor Hat flew off and hit the door [Pre-Chorus] Still got grit, and glitter too Even if I hex the sky all blue [Chorus] Witch, please, I’m doing my best Crashed my broom in the flying test I mix it wrong, I chant off beat Spilled the potion on my feet Witch, please, don’t count me out I’ll rule the night once I work this out [Verse 3] Rode my broom straight into a wall Midnight snacks turned into bats that crawl My book’s upside down, the pages scream But I’m still the queen of Halloween [Pre-Chorus] So light the candles, brace for flair ‘Cause ready or not—I’m in the air [Final Chorus] Witch, please, I’m doing my best Crashed my broom in the flying test I mix it wrong, I chant too slow Made the cauldron overflow Witch, please, I’ll find my spark Even if I miss my mark My spells go wild, my skies turn green— Still the baddest witch you’ve ever seen [Outro] [Spoken Word] "Alright, you little troublemakers, listen up. No more flying into walls, no more setting my hat on fire... I've got enough problems, jeez." [fade out]


