Crappy The Clown (Remastered)

[Intro] Arraurarrroaraooww! I'm Crappy The Clown! What do you wanna do today, kids?! [Verse 1] Ohhhh son! Takin' it up the ass like a dried up stripper! I be Crappy The Clown, the best kid's clown! And they love when I suck air in my ass and fart it out! That fart be smellin' like rotting death! Death, nihgga! Órale Entertainin' that's my game! I don't care how degenerate it is! As long as I get to clown on you fahggots! Da-nuh-nuh, da-nuh-nuh, dah-dah-dah [Pre-chorus] I be makin' all that money! Ka-ching! [Chorus] I'm so fuhking rich! As Crappy The Clown! Being the crappiest clown alive! Jizzing from my arm as a magic trick, but it ain't no trick! Oh yes! Hee hee! Ho ho! Ha ha! [Post-chorus] I own shopping centers! Merchandise, and...uhhh... You! I own ALL you nihggers! [Verse 2] My father disowned me for being a fuhking clown! He be jealous for being so damn funny! EEHEHEHEHEHE! Borrowed my mom's lipstick and makeup! Rubbed her panties all over my kock and jizzed in them! Painted clown makeup all over my ugly, fuhkin' face! Everyone thought I was gay, but I don't give a fuhk! The show must go on! For me! For you! For the kids! Arraurarrroaraooww! Secks! [Interlude: Decrescendos into a slow tempo and low-pitched vocals] Come on! Fozzy on that guitar! We gotta bring it slow! More groovin', slow that shit down, crazy slow! Death! Right here! SLOW! [Bridge: Duet] Don't give a fuhk! You wanna blow up some ballons, kids!? Well, we can't! I'm in the crackhouse! I never kicked my heroin habit! Gonna nail my pecker to a tree! Nail my pecker to a tree! [Verse 3] Crappy the Clown be on that funny ass grindset! So let's groove on! Jizzing in the mouths of the elderly! I farted in Joe Bidens ice cream as a joke! (The sperm! Is fuhkin' in the house!) (And I'm fuhkin' payin', that's all that matters!) Arraurarrroaraooww! Araaaaaauuughhhhhhhhhh!!!! Arraurarrroaraooww! QUARAORWOWOQUEEE QUEE! [Outro] Da-nuh-nuh, da-nuh-nuh, dah-dah-dah Hahahahahaha!