.. .-.. --- ...- . -.-- --- ..- .- .-.. .-.. -.-.-- (づ ◕‿◕ )づ -.-.-- .-.. .-.. .- ..- --- -.-- . ...- --- .-.. 🎧 © 2025 DJ Justice. 🎶 Song and Lyrics. All rights reserved. 🌐 dj_justice on Suno → https://suno.com/@dj_justice 🤖 This composition and its lyrics may contain traces of artificial intelligence. ⚠ Unauthorized use or duplication of this music or its lyrics is strictly prohibited without written permission. 💬 𝓡𝓮𝓪𝓭𝔂 𝓽𝓸 𝓲𝓷𝓼𝓹𝓲𝓻𝓮, 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓷𝓮𝓬𝓽 & 𝓫𝓵𝓸𝔀 𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓭𝓼. 🌍 We've built a German community for Suno artists! ✨ We are the StorytellerZ, find us on Discord: 👉 https://discord.gg/pXKrJtmAe7 🧠 Inspired by... SCHLONG WHO? .. .-.. --- ...- . -.-- --- ..- .- .-.. .-.. -.-.-- (づ ◕‿◕ )づ -.-.-- .-.. .-.. .- ..- --- -.-- . ...- --- .-.. [Intro] "The tale of Long Schlong Silver — he schlonged, he shot... he fathered." [Verse] Schlongin' down the backroad, flat tire spittin' dirt Harmonica’s sobbin', washboard’s cryin', baby's comin’ with a spurt She hollers “YOU'RE THE DADDY!” while flingin’ fries from her lap My banjo shrieked, the goat just fainted, mid-labor on the map [Chorus] SCHLONGIN’ FAST! (Yodel: yo-del-a-dee-yo SCHLONG!) SCHLONGIN’ FREE! (Backup: “Schlong for two, not just me!”) GOLDEN SHOT! hit the target deep I’m the winner of this schlongin’ sweep! [Verse] We passed a preacher, we passed a cow Midwife in the glovebox sayin’ “Push her now!” She screamed out names — Tom, Jim, Rick, and Bart... “BUT IT WAS YOUR SCHLONG THAT STOLE MY HEART!” [Chorus] SCHLONGIN’ SIDEWAYS! SCHLONGIN’ WILD! I ain't prepared for this golden child She said “I knew it when we kissed that night— That schlong had heavenly light!” [Boogie Instrumental Interlude] [Bridge] “THERE’S THE BARN!” “…the baby’s crowning.” [Final Chorus] SCHLONGIN’ INTO DESTINY! ME AND THIS BARN BABY! LONG SCHLONG SILVER, RIDIN’ TRUE— WITH A DIAPER FULL OF MYSTERY GOO! (“Yeehaw… bless this schlongin’ mess…”) [Outro] Long Schlong rides into the haze... A daddy now, in all the ways From bachelor bars to birthin' stalls He schlonged his name across them walls
