[Intro] [Verse 1] We sail the streams of the internet sea With jolly good tunes and fine company But if ye dare to step on our ship Best mind yer tongue or ye'll take the trip [Pre-Chorus] (Aye, what'd they say?) Said the music was bad! (Oh, what did they do?) Made the captain mad [Chorus] PLANK 'EM! PLANK 'EM! Make 'em walk the plank! If ye hate the music, KEEP walking until ye’ve SUNK! PLANK 'EM! PLANK 'EM! Shove 'em off the side! We don't need yer bad vibes on this pirate ride! [Verse 2] A troll came in from the port o' the chat Said "turn off this garbage" — well, imagine that! The captain just grinned and he drew his blade "Time to take a swim in the mess ye made!" [Pre-Chorus] (Aye, what'd they say?) Said the beats were lame! (Oh, what did they do?) Played a losing game! [Chorus] PLANK 'EM! PLANK 'EM! Make 'em walk the plank! If ye hate the music, KEEP walking until ye’ve SUNK! PLANK 'EM! PLANK 'EM! Shove 'em off the side! We don't need yer bad vibes on this pirate ride! [Bridge - Call and Response] (What do we do with a rude little troll?) PLANK 'EM! PLANK 'EM! (What do we do when they're on a roll?) PLANK 'EM! PLANK 'EM! (What do we do when they whine and moan?) PLANK 'EM! PLANK 'EM! Leave 'em to drown alone! [Verse 3] So welcome aboard if ye've got good cheer Enjoy the tunes that we have here! But open yer mouth with nothin' but hate And we'll introduce ye to Davy Jones' gate! [Final Chorus] PLANK 'EM! PLANK 'EM! Make 'em walk the plank! If ye hate the music, KEEP walking until ye’ve SUNK! PLANK 'EM! PLANK 'EM! Shove 'em off the side! We don't need yer bad vibes on this pirate ride!
