Step into the shadows of the Hill, where the deals get sealed, Nancy Pelosi, queenpin with the iron fist, power concealed. From San Fran streets to the Speaker's chair, she's stackin' that green, While the rest of us peasants chase dreams in between. **Chorus:** Stock Queen of Capitol Greed, yeah, she rules the floor, Insider tips droppin' like confetti, always wantin' more. Husband's buyin' calls on tech before the bills get passed, Visa, Google, Nvidia—timings too perfect, ain't no coincidence, ass! Dark beats bumpin' like Wall Street crashes, satirical slash, Pelosi's portfolio poppin', while America's cash turns to ash. Verse 1: Grip so tight, she froze the caucus in fear, Decades in the game, whisper "retire" and she'll sneer. Whip counts like a mob boss, no dissent in her crew, But when the market calls, she's got the scoop before you do. Trump's screamin' "investigate!" on the campaign trail blaze, Jake Tapper grills her on CNN, she flips, in a haze. "Inside info? Nah, just luck," she snaps with that glare, But hubby Paul’s trades hit jackpots—coincidence? Yeah, rare. **Chorus:** Stock Queen of Capitol Greed, crown of corruption so bold, Billions in the bank while ethics get sold. Options on chips before CHIPS Act signs, perfect play, CrowdStrike dumps right before the glitch hits the fray. Hip-hop shadows creepin', beats droppin' low and mean, Satire slicin' through the swamp, exposin' the queen. Verse 2: Remember '20, pandemic panic in the air, She’s scoopin' stocks low, then boom—millionaire flair. Ethics rules? Loopholes wider than the Potomac's flow, Congress cashes in while we grind below. Allegations fly like tweets in a storm, Trump's callin' her out, "Prosecute Pelosi!"—crowd roars with doubt. But she brushes it off, bottle of Pinot in hand, Power's her drug, greed's her brand. Outro: Bow down to the matriarch of manipulation's art, Stock Queen forever, tearin' democracy apart. Snarky salute to the hustle that's hidin' in plain sight, Nancy, your throne's built on trades in the night.
