here is a song. an inappropriate song. about balls. not baseballs. (pause) not footballs. not basketballs. (pause) Just balls. the things guys have. those little brains that have no thought, and bounce around like bouncy silly little clowns. (pause) ok let's go. (pause) one. two. three. four! testicles testes acorns agates apples apricots bags ballocks balls bangers bannocks baws beans bean bags berries bollocks bolls boys bubbles cherries chicken nuggets chuckles clockweights cobblers cods coin purse. wait, coin purse? what the fuck. (pause) o k. Anyway. cojones crown jewels cubes cullions eggs family jewels giggle berries gonads goolies gooseberries huevos Jacobs Jatz crackers jawbreakers klackers knackers lamb fries loins love spuds marbles nadgers nads go gonads nards nuts orchis pebbles plums potatoes pods profiteroles rocks spuds stepchildren stones store sweetmeats swingers taters teabags testes tests twins watermelons yams yarbles hyponyms low hangers Hypernyms endocrine gland Holonyms male genitalia erection glans penis scrotum have a nice fucking day
