[Verse 1] Well I don’t know why I dropped here tonight, I’ve got that feelin’ that a Tank’s in sight. I’m already outta stims and sprays, And I’m wonderin’ how I’ll live through this phase. Troopers spillin’ in from the left, Commissars pushin’ in from the right— And here I am… Stuck in the middle of the fight. [Verse 2] Yes I’m tryin’ to call in my re-supply, But Sock stood right where the pod would fly. Gunships above keep blinkin’ out my shield, And someone dropped a Hellbomb in a field. A Factory Strider marchin’ from the ridge, Berserkers rushin’ over the cliff— And here I am… Stuck without any ammo again. [Chorus] Hellbombs to the left, Warstriders to the right, Here I am— Stuck in the middle tryin’ to fight. Gunships overhead, Troopers in a line— Please don’t step on the mine I just designed. [Verse 3] When I tried to throw a grenade last night, It bounced back and sent me into the light. Then Darkside showed up yellin’ “Hold my beer,” Now I’m sprintin’ back, just wishin’ for my gear. A Trooper just released a flare in the air, Now the Dropships come down everywhere— And here I am… Tryin’ not to die once again. [Chorus] Hellbombs to the left, Warstriders to the right, Here I am— Dancin’ with death every fight. Friendlies droppin’ pods, someone’s callin’ “Clear!” Eagle-1 says: “Cavalry’s here!” [Bridge] Oh, did you hear that little beeping cue? Hellbomb went off—and I’m the one it blew. Extraction’s close, but trouble’s here again— Same old story when playing with friends. [Final Chorus] Hellbombs to the left, Warstriders to the right, Here I am— Stuck in the middle of the fight. Freedom on our backs, democracy in hand— Just another day in Super Earth’s command. [Outro] So I'm stuck on the cruiser once again, Lookin’ just like a popsicle stand, Still tryin’ to find where I left all my gear, Here I am With my friends once again.
