I share what I know On Facebook and Twitter Because I know more Than those who are bitter And jealous of me For what I learn at my church They need to WAKE UP!! And do their research These idiot sheeple Who believe all they hear From lamestream media Who create and stoke fear And from those on the left Combined with Hollywood forces Who kill and eat children According to my sources I stand against those Who want to destroy America’s heritage Our pride and our joy Our guns and our freedom They want to come and take Our statues, too Or any keepsake Of a time in America When things were just great I’ll expose as a liar Those who say there was hate Sometimes I’m loud And I type in ALL CAPS But that’s just to get through To these idiot saps To those Demonrats Who say that I’m dumb America doesn’t want you Or your kind of scum All of the immigrants Pouring over our borders Inner city dwellers Who are all food stamp hoarders The gays and the trans Or any kind of queer Just keep your distance And don’t you come near They are all what Is wrong with this nation They would do well To remember their station They send their kids to school Like sheeple to slaughter I won’t let my kids go Not my sons! Not my daughter! They listen to ‘experts’ Those sheeple in flocks While I learned all that I need In the school of hard knocks All that hard learning Is way too much trouble I just pick what I like In my Google-ized bubble From results that I get When I do my research Then confirm all my learning With the people at church I don’t need facts To know that I’m right Pastor Joel already told me That I’ve seen the light I know more about masks Than people who study Bacteria and viruses That make people’s lungs bloody More I know, too Than any SAD! loser How to make snowflakes melt I’m a real keyboard bruiser About the constitution I know better I’m happy to say Than any bedwetter With many a degree From real law schools They’re idiots, all Nothing but fools! As much as I know I don’t need to understand Things like science and math And Gondwanaland Hard things like that I don’t need in my noggin To find what I need All I do is just login To 4chan and 8chan And other chans, too Eagerly awaiting Secret info from Q We don’t need proof It’s just something we know We feel it in our bones From skull to big toe There is no way That I could ever be wrong I’m a patriot after all I always stand for my song While those who kneel Are treacherous rats A scourge to be dealt with With my guns and my bats We pack the arenas Our heads clad in red Waiting and hoping In our glee to be fed The real truth from Messiah Who’s always been right As he tells us we’re loved And we squeal in delight We wave our Trump flags And cheer on our man A Very Stable Genius Leading this red hat-clad clan There IS one thing Which we don’t understand We millions of Trumpsters Who have this demand: Tell us how they can say That it couldn’t be clearer If we want to see sheep We should look in a mirror???
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