
Weekend Warrior!π
[Verse 1] Finally it's Friday, I'm out of my cage Two days of freedom, I'm ready to engage I hit the clubs hard, with my swagger so grand They call me the king, with my tool in command [Chorus] I'm a weekend, weekend warrior Weekend, weekend warrior [Verse 2] So stand up and shake it, show 'em what you got My size is legendary, it's hittin' the spot No time for the shy ones, we're wild and we're free Ladies line up, they're all chasin' me [Chorus] I'm a weekend, weekend warrior Weekend, weekend warrior [Verse 3] I party till Sunday, never miss a beat With my massive asset, I sweep 'em off their feet Explode in the nightlife, got 'em under my spell Lookin' like a hero, but waitβtruth to tell [Chorus] I'm a weekend, weekend warrior Weekend, weekend warrior [Verse 4] The ladies were smilin', invited me in To their private room, where the fun would begin They whispered sweet nothings, eyes full of desire But when pants came down, it was time to retire [Bridge] The moment of truth hit like a slap in the face My "warrior" legend? A total disgrace They laughed and they pointed, said "Boy, that's too small!" Kicked me out the door, I took quite the fall [Chorus] I'm a weekend, weekend warrior Weekend, weekend warrior [Verse 5] But Monday rolls in, and the mirror don't lie That "big" reputation? It's all in my mind Just a couch potato with dreams oversized All those conquests? Yeah, I fantasized [Chorus] I'm a weekend, weekend warrior (or so I say) Weekend, weekend warrior (in my dreams, okay)

