[singer A] Alright… Yeah, this is going alright. Got my keys, got my phone, Got the whole night planned. Couple mates at the corner, Couple quid in my hand. Bassline sounds perfect, DJ's looking strong. Nothing could possibly go wrong… …right? Then the train got cancelled, Then the taxi took a wrong. Then somebody lost the tickets— “Where'd they go?” And the tune went— [singer B] It was going alright! Alright! Alright! Then it all went— PETE TONG! Everything was going fine, Everything was under control, Then the wheels came off the night And the bass swallowed the whole damn soul. PETE TONG! PETE TONG! Yeah, it all went Pete Tong! [singer A] Anyone seen my phone? Anyone seen my— —phone? “Pete… Tong…” Left foot dancing, Right foot numb, Someone's shouting— “Here they come!” Lights are flashing, Bass is wrong, DJ's smiling like nothing's gone on. The snare disappeared, The kick's half a beat late, The bass just ate the entire first eight— Wait. What? [singer B] “It's alright…” “It's alright…” “It's alright…” No, it isn't. IT'S GONE PETE TONG! PETE TONG! Left goes right, Right goes left, Bassline's got no common sense. Drums are broken, Synths are bent, Someone's just jumped over the fence. “Don't stop!” I wasn't planning to! PETE TONG! [singer A] Well… That could've gone better. “Pete Tong.” You know when you've got a plan? And then you've got another plan? And then— YOU HAVE NO PLAN! IT WAS GOING ALRIGHT! THEN IT ALL WENT— PETE TONG! [singer B] Pete Tong! Pete Tong! Pete Tong all night! Bass is broken, Drums are fighting, Left channel's gone, But we're still raving! “Keep it going!” Why?! “Because it's gone Pete Tong!” PETE TONG! …anyone got a charger?