[Verse 1] I slipped a disc at the discoteque I slipped a disc at the discoteque I slipped a disc at the discoteque I slipped a disc at the disc tech Trying to do that Cossack dance move That John Travolta pulled off on Saturday Night Fever I got a headache I got a backache I need a neck brace I got to walk with a cane like the hunchback of Notre Dame The bells, the bells My ears are ringing, my ankles are swollen Congenital defect has me down My spine is brittle, same as my brother And my dog with a goiter passed away [Chorus] I slipped a disc at the discoteque I slipped a disc at the discoteque I slipped a disc at the discoteque I slipped a disc at the discoteque Trying to do that Cossack dance move That John Travolta pulled off on Saturday Night Fever I got a headache I got a backache I need a neck brace I got to walk with a cane like the hunchback of Notre Dame The bells, the bells My ears are ringing, my ankles are swollen Congenital defect has me down My spine is brittle, same as my brother And my dog with a goiter passed away [Verse 2] I slipped a disc at the discoteque I slipped a disc at the discoteque I slipped a disc at the discoteque I slipped a disc at the discoteque Throw your back out I slipped a disc at the disc tech, throw your neck out I slipped a disc at the disc tech I slipped a disc at the discoteque, I'm no Cossack I slipped a disc at the discoteque, no Travolta I slipped a disc at the discoteque, just stayin' alive here I slipped a disc at the discoteque, I'm in pain I slipped a disc at the discoteque, with my cane I slipped a disc at the discoteque, well it's so loud I slipped a disc at the disc tech, I'm so sore I slipped a disc at the disc tech, I shouldn't have been trying that move I slipped a disc at the disc tech, should've known better I slipped a disc at the discoteque And my dog with a goiter passed away [Outro] Rest in peace
