Three Wishes

Bright male vocals only yodel folk with lively polka sway at a brisk tempo, male vocals only, rapid chest-to-head flips, playful mountain calls, accordion and fiddle carrying the melody over acoustic guitar strums, upright bass, and light folk percussion, Electronic pop gloss, strong hooks, airy echo tails, handclap lifts, crisp intimate mix, with rap-like rhythmic phrasing in the verse, walking 808 sub bass, Haas and Doppler sfx, acoustic bass

I asked the Universe one night, “Can you change my life for me?” It said, “You get three wishes, So tell me what they’ll be.” I thought and said, “I wanna be rich, I wanna have some fame and glory, And, if you can arrange it… A lot of ladies in my story!” Three wishes! Three wishes! What could possibly go wrong? I asked for cash, some fame and ladies I thought I’d get it all! Now everybody knows my name, They call me Rich—that’s me! I asked for ladies in my life… Turns out, they work with me! My name is Rich, I’m doing great, I’m famous in my town. I got "Employee of the Month", They even gave me a crown! I wear a badge, I carry keys, I work a steady shift. There’s plenty of company around I just missed the little twist! Three wishes! Three wishes! Be careful what you say! The Universe hears every word And takes it its own way! I wanted cash, I wanted fame, I wanted company Now I’m Rich, I’m famous too… And I work at a Women’s Prison! At first I thought I’d made it big, My dreams had all come true. Then I found out where I worked, And suddenly I knew. The money part was just my name, The fame was from my prize. And all those ladies I had asked for? Well, the Universe got that right! I said, “Universe, explain this! This isn’t what I meant!” It said, “You got exactly What you wrote and what you sent.” I said, “But I meant rich!” It said, “Your name is Rich.” “And fame?” “Employee of the Month.” “And the ladies?” “Plenty.” Three wishes! Three wishes! My dream came true at last! I’m Rich, I’m famous, I’ve got company Just not the kind I asked! The Universe kept every word, It gave me what I need: Rich, famous, lots of ladies… And a prison job for me! So I called Tech Support: “Hey! Something went wrong. This isn’t what I meant!” They said: “Everything is exactly as specified in your prompt.”

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