my "i'm not an unreliable narrator" shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by the s...

[verse 1] i bought a shirt that says i'm honest thought it'd clear a couple things but now everybody's asking what the hell the wording means it says "i'm not an unreliable narrator" in a font that's hard to miss and if you think that's suspicious well, you're kind of proving it you keep bringing up last friday like there's something to discuss i already told you what happened and the details aren't the point [pre-chorus] i'm not defensive, i'm explaining there's a difference, can't you see? and the fact you're still complaining says a lot about you, not me [chorus] my "i'm not an unreliable narrator" shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by the shirt i'm not lying, i'm not hiding i'm just tired of deciding which version of the story you deserve to hear first and if the truth keeps changing maybe you should change your mind my "i'm not an unreliable narrator" shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by the shirt [verse 2] you said i wasn't at your birthday i said technically i was you said nobody remembers i said that's because of drugs not MY drugs, that's not what i meant why'd you have to make it weird? i was there for like an hour or at least that's what i heard and the photo doesn't prove it and the timestamp could be wrong and i never said i knew her i just knew her all along [pre-chorus] i'm not changing any details i'm just adding what i missed and if you call that contradiction then you clearly don't get nuance [chorus] my "i'm not an unreliable narrator" shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by the shirt i'm not lying, i'm not hiding i'm just tired of deciding which version of the story you deserve to hear first and if the truth keeps changing maybe you should change your mind my "i'm not an unreliable narrator" shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by the shirt [bridge: half-time drums, sustained guitars, vocal suddenly earnest] maybe i remember things differently maybe everybody does maybe truth is just a story that we tell the ones we love [brief instrumental break, guitar feedback] [drums build, vocal increasingly frantic] but i KNOW what i remember and i KNOW what i believe and i KNOW that i was honest when i told you i would leave [final chorus: double-time drums, stacked gang vocals] my "i'm not an unreliable narrator" shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by the shirt i'm not lying, i'm not hiding i'm just tired of deciding which version of the story you deserve to hear first and if the truth keeps changing maybe you should change your mind my "i'm not an unreliable narrator" shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by the shirt