[Verse 1] 
I’m in the thick of it, yeah, everyone knows,
They watch it unfold, the rumor train rolls.
 All aboard the toxic bus of shame,
 Riding down the rails of clickbait fame. [Bridge 1] 
But the fact is — I can’t get off this mattress,
(Gonna bust a fish!) man, that’s tragic.
 If I had one wish, I’d never have to drown,
 In Saturday glow, with that Disney Channel sound. [Chorus]
 (He’ll be on YouTube in six months — never done before!) 
(Mama!) Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
 Viral dreams and pixel pain,
 Laugh it off, we do it again! [Chorus]
 (He’ll be on YouTube in six months — never done before!) 
(Mama!) Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
 Viral dreams and pixel pain,
 Laugh it off, we do it again! [Bridge 2] 
No more cringe, no more pain,
 We fight the weird, we break the chain.
 Every meme, another stage,
 Let the chaos burn the page. [Pre-Chorus]
 Oh crap! Ooh craaap! Meh craaaaaaap!
 Oh crap! Ooh craaap! Meh craaaaaaap! Chorus]
 (He’ll be on YouTube in six months — never done before!) 
(Mama!) Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
 Viral dreams and pixel pain,
 Laugh it off, we do it again! [Final Chorus]
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