[Instrumental Intro] [Saxophone solo] [Verse 1] 去机场的路上我晃着走呀 金属门尖叫 鲸鱼搁浅啦 皮带扣子蹦开跳着舞 我拍拍肚子说 这是潮汐的错呀 [Pre-Chorus] 哎哟皮带皮带 你背叛了我 难道是被鲸鱼的浪花勾了魂 [Chorus] 椅子挤我 (椅子挤我) 绝不是我胖 安全带小 (安全带小) 是它太紧张 哦经济舱变成捕鲸船的网 我摇着身子唱蓝调抵抗 [Verse 2] 扶手吱呀像船舷破浪 邻座瞪眼像见着鲸鱼翻江 空姐甩来加长带：“接着渔网”！ 我咧嘴一笑 这是蓝鲸的勋章 [Pre-Chorus] 座位小得让海豚都心慌 这哪是飞机？是沙丁鱼罐头厂！ [Chorus] 椅子挤我 (椅子挤我) 绝不是我胖 安全带小 (安全带小) 是它太紧张 哦经济舱变成捕鲸船的网 我摇着身子唱蓝调抵抗 [Bridge] 饮料车晃得像遇上海浪 零度可乐泼湿我西装 座椅 咔嚓！ 裂开大口 小孩尖叫 鲸鱼要冲出牢房！ 我压低嗓子哼 下沉 下沉 这铁鸟在往下沉 [Verse 3] 机长擦汗说 超重警报响 我甩开安全带站成巨浪 送蓝鲸回大海要头等舱！ 整架飞机随着我左摇右晃 [Interlude] [Saxophone solo] [Pre-Chorus] 仪表盘乱转像醉鬼划桨 这片钢铁海洋 我是唯一的王 [Chorus] 椅子挤我 (椅子挤我) 绝不是我胖 安全带小 (安全带小) 是它太紧张 哦经济舱变成捕鲸船的网 我摇着身子唱蓝调抵抗 [Outro] 椅子挤我 (椅子挤我) 浪花的勋章 安全带小 (安全带小) 大海在回响 哦经济舱困不住蓝鲸的脊梁 我带着蓝调沉向海底故乡 ----- [Instrumental Intro] [Saxophone solo] [Verse 1] Shufflin’ to the airport, swayin’ slow, Metal gates screech—a beached whale’s woe! Belt buckle pops, dancin’ free, I pat my gut: “Blame the tide, not me!” [Pre-Chorus] Oh belt, oh belt, you’ve betrayed your post— Did the whale’s splash lure you, ghost to ghost? [Chorus] Seats squeeze me (Seats squeeze me)—not my girth! Belts shrink small (Belts shrink small)—earthquake mirth! Oh, economy’s a whaler’s net, I sway and sing the blues to resist. [Verse 2] Armrest creaks like a ship’s split beam, Neighbors gawk at my cetacean gleam. Stewardess tosses extender: “Catch this net!” I grin, “A blue whale’s badge of honor!” [Pre-Chorus] Tight seats would choke a dolphin’s pride— This ain’t no plane—sardine can factory ride! [Chorus] Seats squeeze me (Seats squeeze me)—not my girth! Belts shrink small (Belts shrink small)—earthquake mirth! Oh, economy’s a whaler’s net, I sway and sing the blues to resist. [Bridge] The drink cart sways like stormy waves, Zero Coke soaks my suit, misbehaves. Seat cracks!—a gaping trench appears, Kids scream, “The whale’s breaching!”—music to my ears. I hum low, slow: Sinking, sinking, this iron bird’s going down... [Verse 3] Captain sweats: “Weight alert! Red zone!” I rise—tsunami—unbuckled, overthrown: “Send whales home FIRST CLASS, you clown!” The whole plane rocks, waves crash around. [Interlude] [Saxophone solo] [Pre-Chorus] Dials spin drunk, like oars gone wild, In this steel ocean, I’m the blues’ crowned child. [Chorus] Seats squeeze me (Seats squeeze me)—not my girth! Belts shrink small (Belts shrink small)—earthquake mirth! Oh, economy’s a whaler’s net, I sway and sing the blues to resist. [Outro] Seats squeeze me (Seats squeeze me)—tide’s proud crest, Belts shrink small (Belts shrink small)—the sea’s protest. Oh, economy can’t cage a whale’s spine— I sink deep, blues in tow, to the ocean’s design.
