[Intro - Southern Drawl, Chuckle, 808 Slide] Yeah... (yeah) Uhh... Know I'm an asshole, hell, I know it... (I know it) Buddah on the beat... Dirty style... let's ride. [Verse 1 - Laid Back Southern Drawl, Then Snarl] Yeah I know I'm a asshole, boy, tell me somethin' new, Been this way since the dirt road, cut straight through, No sugar on it, no honey, no sweet tea in my cup, I give it raw, you mad, but you gon' have to suck it up! I'm annoyin'? Yeah, I'm buzzin' in your ear like skeeters, But I'm the only real one in a field full of cheaters! Muddy boots, ugly mouth, that's my brand, Truth in a busted truck, take it from my hand! [Chorus - Shouted Hook, Southern Chant, Distorted] I'M A ASSHOLE, BUT I TELL THE TRUTH! (Truth!) NO SUGARCOAT, SON, THAT'S THE PROOF! (No fake!) CALL ME WHAT YOU WANT, DO WHAT YOU DO! CAN'T MOVE ME, BOY, I STAY UNMOVED! YEAH I'M ANNOYING BUT I SPEAK THE TRUTH! [Verse 2 - Fast Hick-Hop Arguing Flow] Ima argue 'til my voice gone, 'til the sun come up, Right is right, I don't bluff, I don't fold, I don't duck! Call me bastard, call me prick, call me whatever, dawg, Sticks and stones? Hell, I grew up throwin' those! I'm that wall, that brick barn, you can't push, you can't climb, Yes-man? Nah, go fetch you a dog that obeys all the time! I don't kiss ass, I kick ass in a busted boot, Ugly truth make you sick, but it's still the truth! [Chorus - Bigger, Ad-libs, 808s Knockin'] I'M A ASSHOLE, BUT I TELL THE TRUTH! (I tell it!) NO SUGARCOAT, SON, THAT'S THE PROOF! (Yeah!) CALL ME WHAT YOU WANT, DO WHAT YOU DO! (Do what you do!) CAN'T MOVE ME, BOY, I STAY UNMOVED! (Can't move me!) YEAH I'M ANNOYING BUT I SPEAK THE TRUTH! (Annoying, yeah!) [Verse 3 - Slow Evil, Dirty South Flow] Yeah I'm country on the outside, savage underneath, Sugar rots your teeth, son, I'm the meat between the teeth! Hate me now, need me later, you gon' call back, Only one that didn't lie when you wanted it like that! I'm loud, I'm rude, I'm the crack in your mirror, Ain't your bubblegum pop, I'm the whiskey, I'm clearer! Kiss my ass if you want, but you know it's facts, That annoying country voice keep bringin' it back! [Chorus - Final Hook, Screamed With Twang] I'M A ASSHOLE, BUT I TELL THE TRUTH! (I KNOW IT!) NO SUGARCOAT, SON, THAT'S THE PROOF! (PROOF!) CALL ME WHAT YOU WANT, DO WHAT YOU DO! (I DON'T CARE!) CAN'T MOVE ME, BOY, I STAY UNMOVED! YEAH I'M ANNOYING BUT I SPEAK THE TRUTH! (Ugh!) [Outro - Spoken, Truck Door Close] Yeah... I'm an asshole... so what? At least I ain't fake, boy... Buddah out.
