Fireballs & Flip-Flops - Evocation Wizard at the Beach

🎧 [Intro Instrumental] 🌞 [Intro] My robe was burning, far too hot My tower life was all I’ve got So I threw it off without a plan And hit the shore in flip-flop sand 🏖️ [Verse 1] The sun was sharp, the beach was loud I walked in like a drifting cloud A chair was waiting, cool and wide I claimed it like my summer pride I reached for drinks, my one desire Then wood began to crack with fire The cooler moved, it showed its grin A mimic wakes from deep within 🔥 [Pre-chorus 1] It bites the air, it steals my drink I think I know what it will bring 🎶 [Chorus 1] Fireballs and flip-flops, I just want to rest But every small moment becomes a test Fireballs and flip-flops, sun in the sky One simple spell and the problem dies Fireballs and flip-flops, sand on my feet Even my silence won’t stay complete Fireballs and flip-flops, I stay in my chair While chaos keeps rising everywhere 🌴 [Verse 2] I fall asleep beneath the heat The ocean hums a tired beat Kobolds come with sandy hands They build a throne across the land They crown me king without consent While dreaming through their monument I wake in sand, I start to shout And send a flame to chase them out 🔥 [Pre-chorus 2] A burning sphere begins to roll I’ve lost complete emotional control 🎶 [Chorus 2] Fireballs and flip-flops, I just want to rest But every small moment becomes a test Fireballs and flip-flops, waves start to steam My perfect vacation is not what it seems Fireballs and flip-flops, sand turns to ash Every small nuisance ends in a flash Fireballs and flip-flops, I still won’t stand Just solve all problems with burning sand 🎧 [Instrumental Transition] 🌊 [Verse 3] I walk into waves to cool my mind But goblins laugh right from behind They steal my trunks, my pride, my gear And drag me deeper into fear I try to cast but water binds My angry thoughts and tangled minds I can’t escape, I can’t return But still the ocean starts to burn 🔥 [Pre-chorus 3] I raise my hand through crashing tide And let the fire break inside 🌅 [Bridge] The sunset hits, the chaos slows The beach now glows in golden rows The party starts, the music plays And ends my long destructive days 🎇 [EPIC FINAL CHORUS] Fireballs and flip-flops, the sun turns gold My story of chaos is finally told Fireballs and flip-flops, the night comes alive And somehow my power begins to thrive Fireballs and flip-flops, I stand in flame Every small problem knows my name Fireballs and flip-flops, the ocean glows red But I’m still relaxing in my head Fireballs and flip-flops, the crowd all cheer For everything burning that I hold dear Fireballs and flip-flops, the sky breaks wide And I just stay seated with wizard pride Fireballs and flip-flops, the night is my stage And I burn through chaos with effortless rage Fireballs and flip-flops, I never once moved Yet everything broken still feels improved 🌴 [Outro] The tide goes quiet, the flames die down I keep my flip-flops, I keep my crown The beach remembers what I’ve done A summer war I somehow won