Edibles (I'm a Pelican??)

Trap rap, memphis rap, male rapper, satire, bruh you a pelican, comedy show, Kat Williams

"Okay...lemme set the scene
whole pan of brownies
....Had to
 get at that

Had to 
eat the whole damn batch!

"Yeah I'm fat!"

Now I'm chasin' it with lean
Then I got to smokin' for a friend in need
You ever get so high, you see the brownies talk?
This one brownie came to life and it laughed at me y'all

I said, "What's funny?" The brownie said to me

He said, "Bruh, you're turnin' into a pelican"
"Me? A pelican?"
"Yes, bruh, a pelican"
I woke up in the fish market naked

"You're turnin' into a pelican"
Me? A pelican?

"Yes, bruh, a pelican"

Brrr

"uh...is it getting cold in here?  or is it jus me?"

Gettin' cold, I'm so hot

Oh no...
so
Dumb (Ooh), so, so dumb
See, it all started with a batch of edibles
Now, when I'm sittin' on my couch, I'm seein' vegetables
Just 'cause I started with a bunch of edibles
Don't mean
 I wanna eat you," edibles"
See, it all started with a batch of edibles
Now, when I'm sittin' on my couch, I'm seein' vegetables
Just 'cause I started with a bunch of edibles
Don't mean I wanna eat you, "edibles"

"On the edible like Brownies, what the hell am I seein'?
This bitch laughin' at me, tellin' me, 'You a pelican'

I look down at myself, I can see what he meanin'
 what the hell am I seein'?
This bitch laughin' at me, tellin' me, "Bruh,You a pelican"

I look down at myself, I can see what he meanin'

Fins in my hands,
 scales down to my knees,
Fish market funk, stench on the breeze.
Naked, shiverin’, head full of screams,
Was it all real or edible dreams?

Brownies on the counter
they  speakin’ in stanzas
My own dawg

Said, “Bro, you’re a bird, 
embrace the beak”
I squawk back, “Chill, y’all, I just hit my peak!”

Mirror shows me, feathers all gold
Pelican drip, but my flow’s still cold
Flyin’ through the house,
 knockin’ lamps off shelves
Room spins crazy, brownies laughin’ thick

“Yo, you’re a freak now,” they chant in unison
I’m on the floor, trippin’, losin’ it
Beak so sharp, almost lost an eye
Feathers in my cereal, wings in the skies

Brownies chantin', "Fly, bird, fly!"
Echoes of laughter, I can't deny.
Fish guts squishin' under my toes,
but nobody knows it's me.

what the fuck you mean!?

"I'm really think I'm a fuckin pelican. Like...what the fuck??"

I woke up the next day naked in a fish market

Bruh....I woke up  naked in a fish market"

Naked in a fish market
Naked in a fish market
How'd I get

Naked in a fish market
Naked in a fish market

"This ain't funny man!"

Damn

[Outro:]

......"Okay...it's kinda funny"  hahaha

Pelican.

Damn

[End:]

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"Okay...lemme set the scene whole pan of brownies ....Had to get at that Had to eat the whole damn batch! "Yeah I'm fat!" Now I'm chasin' it with lean Then I got to smokin' for a friend in need You ever get so high, you see the brownies talk? This one brownie came to life and it laughed at me y'all I said, "What's funny?" The brownie said to me He said, "Bruh, you're turnin' into a pelican" "Me? A pelican?" "Yes, bruh, a pelican" I woke up in the fish market naked "You're turnin' into a pelican" Me? A pelican? "Yes, bruh, a pelican" Brrr "uh...is it getting cold in here? or is it jus me?" Gettin' cold, I'm so hot Oh no... so Dumb (Ooh), so, so dumb See, it all started with a batch of edibles Now, when I'm sittin' on my couch, I'm seein' vegetables Just 'cause I started with a bunch of edibles Don't mean I wanna eat you," edibles" See, it all started with a batch of edibles Now, when I'm sittin' on my couch, I'm seein' vegetables Just 'cause I started with a bunch of edibles Don't mean I wanna eat you, "edibles" "On the edible like Brownies, what the hell am I seein'? This bitch laughin' at me, tellin' me, 'You a pelican' I look down at myself, I can see what he meanin' what the hell am I seein'? This bitch laughin' at me, tellin' me, "Bruh,You a pelican" I look down at myself, I can see what he meanin' Fins in my hands, scales down to my knees, Fish market funk, stench on the breeze. Naked, shiverin’, head full of screams, Was it all real or edible dreams? Brownies on the counter they speakin’ in stanzas My own dawg Said, “Bro, you’re a bird, embrace the beak” I squawk back, “Chill, y’all, I just hit my peak!” Mirror shows me, feathers all gold Pelican drip, but my flow’s still cold Flyin’ through the house, knockin’ lamps off shelves Room spins crazy, brownies laughin’ thick “Yo, you’re a freak now,” they chant in unison I’m on the floor, trippin’, losin’ it Beak so sharp, almost lost an eye Feathers in my cereal, wings in the skies Brownies chantin', "Fly, bird, fly!" Echoes of laughter, I can't deny. Fish guts squishin' under my toes, but nobody knows it's me. what the fuck you mean!? "I'm really think I'm a fuckin pelican. Like...what the fuck??" I woke up the next day naked in a fish market Bruh....I woke up naked in a fish market" Naked in a fish market Naked in a fish market How'd I get Naked in a fish market Naked in a fish market "This ain't funny man!" Damn [Outro:] ......"Okay...it's kinda funny" hahaha Pelican. Damn [End:]

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