[Intro] [bright piano melody, walking upright bass, jazz drum kit with ride cymbal] [Verse 1] [baritone male vocals] Gimme gimme chicken tendies, Be they crispy or from Wendys. Spend my hard-earned good-boy points, On Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints. [Verse 2] [piano continues, light brass stabs] Mummy lifts me to the car, To find me tendies near and far. Enjoy my tasty tendie treats, In comfy big boy booster seats. [Chorus] [brass section swells, female backing choir enters] McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's, But of my tendies none remains. Fueled by raging, hungry fire. Mummy sobs and wails and cries, But tears aren't tendies, [snare roll] nugs or fries. [Outro] [orchestral strings enter, tempo increases, high-intensity brass] "TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW, YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH COW!" "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" [sustained brass chord, final cymbal crash]
