[Intro] Mormon, Mormon rap Do the M-M-Mormon rap Mormon, Mormon rap Do the Mormon rap Huh! Yeah, come on y'all! Woo, yeah, ooh yeah! [Verse 1] Brothers and sisters listen to me I'm talkin' to you religiously My Mormon rap will make you see I'm as funky as Donny and Marie When I go to church, I'm in a good mood 'Cause they all treat me like a righteous dude When I watch TV I feel inspired 'Cause I listen to the Mormon Tabernacle Choir [Chorus] Mormon, Mormon rap Do the M-M-Mormon rap Mormon, Mormon rap Do the Mormon rap [Verse 2] I'm a fine young man, I'm living clean I don't smoke, I don't drink, if you know what I mean I don't touch soda pop if it has caffeine You might say I'm a good little sunbeam I didn't even date 'til I turned sixteen I don't even know the meaning of the word "obscene" Flip and fetch and scrudilly me Well, yiminny Christmas and fiddle-dee dee! [Chorus] Mormon, Mormon rap Do the M-M-Mormon rap Mormon, Mormon rap Do the Mormon rap [Verse 3] Now Brigham Young, he's my main man 'Cause he brought the pioneers to the promised land Brother Brigham might be related to me I'll check it out when I do my genealogy He didn't wanna settle just anywhere That's why we got a place called Temple Square I wish I could've seen ol' Brigham's face When he said "Yeah baby, this is the place!" [Chorus] Mormon, Mormon rap Do the M-M-Mormon rap Mormon, Mormon rap Do the Mormon rap [Verse 4] I met a Mormon girl just yesterday Who had a real sweet spirit in her own choice way I said "Hey, I'm on my way to the Dairy Queen Would you like to join me for a bowl of ice cream?" She said "How special, certainly But you're gonna have to wait 'til after three 'Cause I got to give a lesson and a recipe To my Relief Society" I was thinking of another nice place to go So I took my baby to the Ward Road Show Refreshments looked real good to me Red punch, white cookies, and mint candy Then I took her home, a nice place she had That's where I met her mom and dad I said "How do ya do, and I'm pleased to meet ya" Then the doorbell rang — it was the home teacher I looked at my baby, she said with a smile "We might be here for a little while" I said "Come on girl, we better ride 'Cause we're gonna be late for the fireside" [Chorus] Mormon, Mormon rap Do the M-M-Mormon rap Mormon, Mormon rap Do the Mormon rap [Verse 5] My bishop asked us if we were going steady We said "No sir, 'cause we're not ready" We got some important things to do Like graduating from BYU But sometime later on in the fall I'm gonna receive my mission call But don't you worry, 'cause I'll be flying Right back home to the land of Zion We'll put Salt Lake City on the map When we all do the Mormon rap [Chorus] Mormon, Mormon rap Do the M-M-Mormon rap Mormon, Mormon rap Do the Mormon rap [Outro / spoken skit] Hey Mom, what are we having for dinner? Dirty soda and a giant pink frosted sugar cookie. My favorite! Come on all you kids, get in the cybertruck. We're gonna be late for building cleanup! Come on, Brother!
