[Intro] [overdriven electric guitar riff, steady drum beat] [Verse 1] [baritone male vocals] Sir Perjo loves eating flapjacks [electric guitar fill] With his sidekick Barney the awesome young adult and Princess Flapjack [crash cymbal] Cooks all the flapjacks and she gets pretty tired [Outro] [electric guitar riff continues] [final drum hit]
