Weeeell I got to work at 8 in the mornin Looked around and said “man it’s so borin” Had to open up my laptop and log in Then decided it’s time for some loggin’ Yeah the mornin coffee had me doomed Gotta make my way to the bathroom Oh shit! Rushin to the office toilet Before my ass throws a fit But the bathrooms already closed off While custodial is cleaning up stuff My asshole was about to blow I looked to my left and what’d ya know Tore off my pants by the plant pot Squatted down and made a big plop Oh the receptionist surely hated me But I spun to her and sprang some pee Then I shot up and buttoned my pants And ran over to the next set of plants Yeah I made some pee and caused a fuss Shit my boss might just write me up Well my boss called me to his office Said “Bacon, you better stop this!” So I told him I’m so sorry sir Then on his desk I planted another turd! Oh he chased me down as I zoomed Takin my ass out to the bathroom Then he slipped and fell on my piss lake As I munched on a urinal cake Told him “sir don’t write me up” Here, take a sip from my piss cup! Yeah it was the coffee disaster That resulted in some laughter Well I might just get fired now But at least I made some brown! Hahaha brown! I said brown! Brown funny and fart funny! I gotta get back to work now And make a whole mess of poopy Yay!!
